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Here is the real-life true-story so far:
first night...
Many worries about our new arrival. Please protect the
astro-Bird.
saturday morning...
He's alive. He's alive. And Peter's getting faster.
sunday...
A glob of string. Much screeing. And a publicity seed.
monday...
Why my eyebrows are out of control.
late monday night...
An unsuccessful feeding and Peter the Sensitive.
tuesday...
11 seeds, four and a half drops of water, and a half an aspirin.
tuesday night and the food of dying birds...
astro-Bird's hi-cal diet and a sense of foreboding.
present day...
Now you know almost everything I know. Plus an unusual peek at M.N.
updates...
If you want to know how he is doing lately, I'll send you
updates if you want. All you have to do is give us your email
address.
Your email will look like joeblow@yippee.com";
endif;
if ($error) {
echo " \n";
echo "$error\n";
echo "\n";
$phase = "";
}
}
>
/dev/null", $status);
if (! $status);
$message = "Your email is already recorded. Don't worry.";
else;
/* write to db file */
system("echo '$email' >> $database");
$message = "I'll send you updates about the lovely astro-Bird. Thanks.";
endif;
echo "\n";
echo "$message\n";
echo "\n";
}
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well-wishes...
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