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Where Does a Struggling Energy Giant Turn to Help Their Business?

Enron Corp turns to the Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet for Enterprise-level expertise in employee satisfaction, public relations, branding, and basic understanding of negative numbers. Enron and CSTO announce an historic partnership.

CSTO Sponsors the
Burning Man Festival

How does Burning Man move its brand from the consumer doldrums of the fringe? Find out how Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet helps propel Burning Man into the mainstream.

 


 

Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is Black Rock City's leading supplier of high-quality, low-cost soulmates.

"We have one mission," CEO, Rico said, "to help our members find top quality soulmates at the lowest possible prices. We do this by eliminating many of the costly overhead expenses faced by traditional stores. You know, like fancy display cases, sales people, advertising, research, morals, scruples and so on."

 

CSTO Opens Fifth Straight Year in Black Rock City

The Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet will celebrate its sixth year on the playa at its Black Rock City location in August 2003.

The 400 square-mile Soulmate Trading Outlet superstore is located on the Black Rock Playa and has been in operation since August 29, 1998.

 


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