Black Rock City Location
Imagine a person standing alone on the Playa, dry desert winds
setting hairs on end, hot cruel sands stinging their teary eyes,
all alone because they didn't find their soulmate.
All because you didn't join the Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet
and volunteer to work a couple of lousy shifts. Great. Thanks.
No wait! The future can still be altered. You have it in your
power to make everything all right.
It is your duty, obligation, opportunity, pleasure, and challenge to join
one of the finest employers in Black Rock City. Meet people, be met.
Mainly, score with really sweet, handsome guys, and kick-ass
chicks that are constantly parading about Costco.
Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is experiencing explosive growth and a
need to expand our already highly talented, loving, extremely
good-looking and fun-at-a-party staff.
Employee Pride: Sean Lazar helps with one of several
erections at Costco in 1998
"This is the hardest, most meaningful work I have ever done in my
life," said CEO, Rico.
Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is no longer hiring full-time employees.
Unprecidentedly, all full-time staff positions were filled by April this year.
However, Costco is still hiring for part-time volunteer positions. Please
apply at our Black Rock City location early in the week, as part-time volunteer positions
(eligible for endless supplies of drinks, excitement, and love) fill up fast.
employees enjoy the opportunity to meet
pretty much everyone in Black Rock City on their shift at the
Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet. Work one or several shifts.
We'll love to meet you. Part-time employees are also invited to
join us on corporate raids.
Potential employees interested in full or part time employment in
Black Rock City should contact
Costco Human Resources.
Equal Opportunity Employer
Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is an equal opportunity employer and does
not discriminate on the basis of race, color, gender, age, or