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Black Rock City, Nevada Location

Opening date: Monday, August 28, 10 a.m.

Location: Central Camp, Black Rock City, Nevada

Size of warehouse: 400 square-miles

General contractor: Big Yellow House Construction, Santa Cruz, CA

No. of employees: 325

Approx. number of different products (SKU's): 1

Examples of national brands: Male, Female, Het, Gay, Bisexual

Private labels: Techno Boy, Flaming Fag, Baby Dyke, Redneck, Beautiful Bi, Punk Piercing, Artsy Fartsy New

Soulmate Outlet hours: 10:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m. 7 days, all members Reduced hours! New

Membership fees: Free, but always negotiable. Feel free to pay with food, good faith, amusing anecdotes, magic tricks, "special" favors, and invitations to visit your works of creative splendor.

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