Costco Products

National Brands and Private Label Costco soulmates include many products unavailable at other soulmate chains and at substantially lower prices. National brands include Male, Female, Het, Gay, and Bisexual. Private label soulmates include Techno Boy, Flaming Fag, Baby Dyke, Redneck, Beautiful Bi, Punk Piercing, and Artsy Fartsy. "This is only a small sample of the brands we offer," said CEO Rico Rico, "With a large store and a huge inventory, we are able to offer a variety not found at other chains."

Customer Success: Costco eagerly awaits customer success stories

Costco Membership

The Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is a membership-only store. Membership applications are available at all location, including our main Black Rock City store location.

To qualify for membership, customers must bring a "Soulmate-Compatible" friend to trade. "This keeps our inventory in balance," stated Rico. There are no other membership fees, but this is negotiable. We are always willing to accept food, massage, good stories, magic tricks, cocktails with funny names, illicit substances, and ballpoint pens.

Membership applications consist of a digital picture and a completed questionaire personally designed to embarrass and humble each applicant.

Soulmate Pickup

After a membership card is issued, members may pick up their soulmate after an hour or more. Members will be issues a photograph of and information about their new soulmate, another resident of Black Rock City.

Unlike other soulmate chains, the Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet keeps costs low by elminating charges associated with stocking and delivery. "Rather than delivering soulmates," said Rico, "we tell customers where they can find their soulmate, and they track them down."

Success Stories

"Costco Soulmate Trading outlet is a customer-focused operation," said Rico. "We eagerly await customer success stories like bliss hippies crawling over the playa waiting for donations of food and water. We live for tales of Costco marriages, great friendships, and fortuitous Costco meetings."

If you are especially pleased with your soulmate, please return together to your store location so we can take your picture and post it on our store customer success board and the website.